ginoattolino: Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.
Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
my kids: can i have money?
me: how much?
my kids: about 100 dollars.
me: no way, get a job.
my kids: it's for hockey tick----------.
me: okay nevermind, here you go, buy a jersey too.
person: I dislike Harry Potter. I mean it doesn't make any sense and-
police: So she just fell down the stairs?